benreyreylolove:

mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

mxxn-kitten:

stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

Reblog this post to get something you want

This time I wish #5 on my wish list.

gayiconwaluigi:

This is the exact vibe of Thor ragnarok

parliamentaryinquiry:

durbikins:

twitch-eaglehart:

durbikins:

*kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in*

haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”?

That sounds like a good way to get shot

lol what are you, a gun cuck?
can’t kill a man with your own hands?

this is my FAVORITE post please write “what are you, a gun cuck?” on my tombstone

Anonymous asked: Your trash. Slap your balls and die. :)

weedmeowth:

kramergate:

weedmeowth:

bipley:

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rick sanchez sent this to me

you might think Rick fucked this one up grammar wise but he actually just meant to be careful when you’re carrying your trash out to the curb because it could potentially slap your balls and kill you. watch out Ripley!

oh thanks rick!